Silence is Golden; but often it is plain Yellow

Two monks were sitting in a cave.
One was silent. 
The other one said, ‘I could have done that’.

"True" Teacher

"True"  Teacher

Two students were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a hundred rupee note  and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The students gave the hundred rupee note to the teacher.